| 2008 | | |
| April | 27th - 'Something for my crippling depression' |
| | 26th - 'Everyone on the ground' | | | 25th - 'I finally got you' | | | 24th - 'Whats in the box' | | | 23rd - 'Were lost man' | | | 22nd - 'I got your favourite' | | | 21st - 'I do what I want, when I want' | | | 20th - 'I predict' | | | 19th - 'Good money for this' | | | 18th - 'Push it now' | | | 17th - 'My last coconut' | | | 16th - 'And in conclusion' | | | 15th - 'High five buddy' | | | 14th - 'Hey a treasure chest' | | | 13th - 'Worlds muscliest man' | | | 12th - 'Dont know which way' | | | 11th - 'Son I got you this' | | | 10th - 'My pelvis' | | | 9th - 'Here any second' | | | 8th - 'Briskley walk' | | | 7th - 'The craziest idea' | | | 6th - 'A good orange' | | | 5th - 'Stop being so happy' | | | 4th - 'This is unforgiveable' | | | 3rd - 'Hey what where am I' | | | 2nd - 'So many emails' | | | 1st - 'Do they really think' | | March | 31st - 'Free waffles' | | | 30th - 'New sword' | | | 29th - 'Do not look through' | | | 28th - 'Get out of here' | | | 27th - 'To celebrate' | | | 26th - 'Here for one reason' | | | 25th - 'You really fell down there' | | | 24th - 'Which one of us' | | | 23rd - 'You know what this coffee needs' | | | 22nd - 'Asking for trouble' | | | 21st - 'Take this' | | | 20th - 'Can I come back inside' | | | 19th - 'Just thinkin' | | | 18th - 'Living in luxury' | | | 17th - 'Sitting down with your favourite book' | | | 16th - 'Hapiness contest' | | | 15th - 'Bowl of soup hell never forget' | | | 14th - 'Oh yeah that feels good' | | | 13th - 'Whatd you get' | | | 12th - 'Cant get a refund' | | | 11th - 'Doesnt really interest me' | | | 10th - 'How does it feel' | | | 9th - 'Propellor hat' | | | 8th - 'Who put this in here' | | | 7th - 'The worlds biggest pearl' | | | 6th - 'June 30th' | | | 5th - 'Anyone order...' | | | 4th - 'Dont pull that face at me' | | | 3rd - 'Loud racket' | | | 2nd - 'What the hell man' | | | 1st - 'Thats the guy' | | February | 29th - 'Its just so juicy' | | | 28th - 'I sure showed him' | | | 27th - 'Dead centre of the evil lair' | | | 26th - 'Stuff it, she'll be right' | | | 25th - 'I've lost Waldo' | | | 24th - 'Inviso-shades' | | | 23rd - 'What happened Billy' | | | 22nd - 'I couldnt just leave you out here' | | | 21st - 'We only have fourteen seconds' | | | 20th - 'Heres your parcel' | | | 19th - 'What do ya say little missy' | | | 18th - 'Me go smash now' | | | 17th - 'He just followed me in' | | | 16th - 'Im completely satisfied' | | | 15th - 'I wonder whats under here' | | | 14th - 'Who threw that' | | | 13th - 'Dude, you got an elevator' | | | 12th - 'This holiday was just what I needed' | | | 11th - 'Time to make something of myself' | | | 10th - 'I did it' | | | 9th - 'I love being on the moon' | | | 8th - 'Cornwallis' | | | 7th - 'Everybody loves clowns' | | | 6th - 'Hes gonna be okay folks' | | | 5th - 'Eat the other to survive' | | | 4th - 'You dont even have a car' | | | 3rd - 'Thats the craziest plan Ive ever heard' | | | 2nd - 'Reading marathon' | | | 1st - 'Wheres the troll' | | January | 31st - 'Lucky red hat' | | | 30th - 'How did you get passed security' | | | 29th - 'Oh my god. I can see' | | | 28th - 'Ive been expecting you' | | | 27th - 'Oh thats disgusting' | | | 26th - 'Convenience box' | | | 25th - 'Square vs Circle' | | | 24th - 'Would you look at that.' | | | 23rd - 'You poor man. Have a dollar' | | | 22nd - 'Suicide button' | | | 21st - 'Cheer up buddy' | | | 20th - 'Well tree, it's time to say goodbye' | | | 19th - 'I love skating' | | | 18th - 'A little song I wrote' | | | 17th - '2 o'clock' | | | 16th - 'Now I can fly to work' | | | 15th - 'Where are the brakes' | | | 14th - 'This guys rigging the deck' | | | 13th - 'Self destructing man' | | | 12th - 'Is there any way out?' | | | 11th - 'Everythings gonna be alright' | | | 10th - 'What happens again if I press the first button' | | | 9th - 'Come on, come on. Hurry up.' | | | 8th - 'Woah woah woah boys.' | | | 7th - 'Look at that lucky bastard' | | | 6th - 'Killbot race' | | | 5th - 'You know what. Fuck ya'll' | | | 4th - 'And I'm never coming down' | | | 3rd - 'Today we are kings' | | | 2nd - 'Just concentrate on your breathing' | | | 1st - 'Who turned my chip packet upside down' | 2007 | | | | December | 31st - 'You will not pass' |
| | 30th - 'You're a mean person' | | | 29th - 'She's just too strong for me' | | | 28th - 'Meet your new teacher' | | | 27th - 'It's good to see you buddy' | | | 26th - 'I want you to be a man' | | | 25th - 'Applause' | | | 24th - 'Oi, get off' | | | 23rd - 'Yes,yes. It's all going to plan' | | October | 31st - 'Sorry, I have to take this' | | | 30th - 'Oh no thanks. I'm full' | | | 29th - 'Let me just put this in my mouth' | | | 28th - 'Okay, lets begin' | | | 27th - 'Cool. Free baseball equipment' | | | 26th - 'Wow, a new guitar' | | | 25th - 'Come on, let me see' | | | 24th - 'Here's that sandwhich you ordered sir' | | | 23rd - 'Haha I can call you bald' | | | 22nd - 'Ahh, finally home' | | | 21st - 'He's just been frozen here like this?' | | | 20th - 'Man this is hard work' | | | 19th - 'Tongue monster' | | | 18th - 'It's just over there girls' | | | 17th - 'I don't have much time left' | | | 16th - 'Soon all this will be yours' | | | 15th - 'No, we're out of stock in that' | | | 14th - 'People don't actually like being stabbed' | | | 13th - 'Uh, no. That's actually not good' | | | 12th - 'But you said there'd be jello' | | | 11th - 'Thanks for the jetpack sucker.' | | | 10th - 'Yeah I could hook you up' | | | 9th - 'Is that supposed to like impress me' | | | 8th - 'Hmmm... I see' | | | 7th - 'I'll just make a few adjustments here' | | | 6th - 'Jeez, that's a long way down' | | | 5th - 'Dude, I gotta chuck the biggest shit' | | | 4th - 'Come on. Push it.' | | | 3rd - 'Mum, the testicle's back' | | | 2nd - 'We can't afford a christmas tree' | | | 1st - 'Can I help you' | | September | 30th - 'I can't do that. That's crazy.' | | | 29th - 'It's too late to stop' | | | 28th - 'Hey, I think it's working. Look.' | | | 27th - 'You can't just leave me here' | | | 26th - 'A boat. I see a boat.' | | | 25th - 'Now to pull out my gun' | | | 24th - 'Newspaper sale' | | | 23rd - 'Well its my coffee now bitch' | | | 22nd - 'Have a great day Timmy' | | | 21st - 'And that's how I lost this arm' | | | 20th - 'You're so courageous' | | | 19th - 'Burn them, burn them all' | | | 18th - 'Your planks all installed' | | | 17th - 'How did we get on the moon again' | | | 16th - 'Just about to murder this guy in front of me' | | | 15th - 'That's for calling me crazy' | | | 14th - 'Quickly, grab a hold' | | | 13th - 'I've never quite thought of it that way' | | | 12th - 'I'll just rest here for a minute' | | | 11th - 'Corpse sandwich' | | | 10th - 'The lawn-mower bandit' | | | 9th - 'I dont like banana' | | | 8th - 'I drew a picture for you daddy' | | | 7th - 'I need those files by monday' | | | 6th - 'Oh I think I stepped in dog poo' | | | 5th - 'Hey wanna try a cigarette' | | | 4th - 'Oh I get it now' | | | 3rd - 'I see it. I see it.' | | | 2nd - 'Jim's happy fun house' | | | 1st - 'Clogged inlet valve' | | August | 31st - 'Isn't he just adoreable' | | | 30th - 'Go long son' | | | 29th - 'Do I know you' | | | 28th - 'Im comin in' | | | 27th - 'Oh god you look sexy when you do that' | | | 26th - 'Ahh Jacob. This is the life' | | | 25th - 'There's nowhere to run, give up' | | | 24th - 'I don't think I'm going to make it' | | | 23rd - 'I thought you said moustache theme' | | | 22nd - 'This is delicious' | | | 21st - 'The Cannibal' | | | 20th - 'That guns loaded with blanks' | | | 19th - 'Note to self' | | | 18th - 'Scared chair' | | | 17th - 'We're losing him' | | | 16th - 'Im the big man' | | | 15th - 'I dont think I can get out of here' | | | 14th - 'Actually. I might have the coffee cake' | | | 13th - 'Craving for banana' | | | 12th - 'I was hoping it wouldnt come to this' | | | 11th - 'Fear my wrath' | | | 10th - 'Hey neat-o' | | | 9th - 'To be or not to be' | | | 8th - 'Pitchoo' | | | 7th - 'This is gonna be so funny' | | | 6th - 'This hat is too tight' | | | 5th - 'Finish him off' | | | 4th - 'Splanner finders' | | | 3rd - 'The fun button' | | | 2nd - 'Yay it's in' | | | 1st - 'The bag of poo' | | July | 31st - 'Your meant to pay for those cookies' | | | 30th - 'The office job' | | | 29th - 'Failed robbery attempt' |